All whales desire cold, small girls
But small, cold girls desire
A guy with a moustache
Who in return wishes only for a beer.
All whales want to cuddle lions
But lions are carnivorous
They care not for hugs,
But rather they wish for lunch.
All Eskimo's desire fresh whale
But whales do not wish to be eaten
However, spear trumps fin
All Eskimo's eat fresh whale
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