David Cameron reads Ayn Rand, Sarkozy reads Camus and Sartre, not because he likes them, but because the French left like them and he's trying hard to get in their good books. Berlusconi reads erotica exclusively.

I WANT TO LINE YOUR BODY WITH KISSES

THEN WRITE POEMS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY

POEMS THAT WEREN'T CHEESY LIKE THIS ONE

I'D LOVE TO WRITE THINGS YOU'D ENJOY

THEN WE COULD HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS

YOU'D GET JEALOUS OF ME TALKING TO THE BARMAID

I'D GET JEALOUS OF YOU TALKING TO YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND

WE'D BOTH GO HOME DRUNK AND ARGUE

YOU'D WIN THE ARGUMENT

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

YOU'D TELL YOUR FRIENDS IT WAS ALL MY FAULT

WE WILL SEPARATE AND NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN

YOU'LL GET MARRIED, I'LL SEE IT ON FACEBOOK

I WILL CATCH UP WITH YOUR SISTER ONE DAY

SHE WILL TELL ME YOU AREN'T HAPPY

YOU STILL THINK OF ME A LOT

I DON'T THINK OF YOU THAT MUCH

ONLY WHEN I NEED INSPIRATION FOR POETRY