Characters:
Detective Giddens - A thirty something detective wearing a 30s PI coat and trilby.
Pauly Shore- A washed up 'comedy actor' Wearing a long black jacket
Matt - a twenty something male, clothes unknown.
Act-1: Int. Unknown office. Matt's Viewpoint.
It is dark, except for a small red dot from the front of a cigarette, a silhouette can be seen attached to said cigarette. He is behind a desk. The desk is covered in old books, a magnum and a small rectangular sign with the words "Detective Giddens" written in italics. Matt walks forward.
Detective Giddens: [Leaning forward on his chair, angrily] HALT! What the fuck do you think this is, a doss house? Go home Junkie.
Matt: Woah there stranger. [Enter Pauly Shore from behind, walks past Matt, approaches detective.]
Giddens: [Still leaning forward, hands on desk, cigarette dying.] What's going on here, are the brothels closed?
Pauly Shore: [Hand moves into his jacket, what he removes is unseen] You told me Andy Dick was not getting work.
There is a confrontation between Giddens and Shore, Giddens is on the floor.Matt walks forward, shore moves quickly past, sound of door shutting behind Matt. He examines the other side of the table, a dead Giddens and a kipper fish covered in blood.
The sound of ringing.
[Wake]
As a hardcore heroin addict I feel a deep sympathy for Matt. I wish I was a kipper. I think kipper's are always content. Being a kipper would give me an enormous sense of well-being and then I'd be happy for the rest of the day.
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